Zeds dead baby

Stripper

Some more passing confessions..

• I genuinely would not mind being a stripper, it kind of appeals to me and it really is an art form, I wouldn’t be a trashy stripper though, more like a high end stripper for athletes and politicians. 
• I really want pole dancing lessons
• I love my tiny ears even though I pretend that I’m self conscious about them, and come to think of it I really don’t know why the fuck I do that.

Hangover

This is the official start of me being me. I don’t particularly care if anyone reads this or if anyone likes it but I want somewhere where I can be entirely honest and where I can channel all of my energy into being 100 percent genuine and show it by posting all my good/ bad/ clever/ dirty/ stupid/ amazing thoughts and opinions. I don’t even know if this makes sense but I think it might be quite fun if not a bit sad :/ but here goes..

The top three thoughts in my head at the moment..

• When your hungover and just generally sleep deprived there is nothing better than soup with Philadelphia on toast and catching up on the programs you’ve missed (like Castle - my current obsession) 
• I feel like I’m talking to myself
• I tell everyone I’m quite good at walking in heels but I really just CANNOT walk in my prom heels and I am shitting myself that I might trip up or something when we arrive